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Poll: Which coffee caption has the best flavor?

Man holding giant coffee cup talks to coworker

  • 42.21% -- "You have a big trial coming up?" "No, just a meeting with a new client who says 'It's a simple divorce case.'" (122 votes)
  • 30.8% -- "I promised my wife I would limit myself to one cup per day." (89 votes)
  • 26.99% -- "I mean, if they'd wanted to limit the size of the refill cup I can bring from home, they should've put that in writing." (78 votes)

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