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Poll: Which of these captions for the cartoon contest really pops?

Two prisoners watch lawyer walk out of prison.

  • 41.29% -- "He’s not much of a lawyer, but for 40 years he hasn’t forgotten my birthday." (1316 votes)
  • 9.01% -- "I asked for help keeping my head up, but I should have been more specific." (287 votes)
  • 49.7% -- "How did the meeting with your attorney go?" "He said these balloons had a better chance of getting me out than he did." (1584 votes)

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