ABA Journal

Poll: Which singing witness caption fits best?

It’s your turn to vote for this month’s cartoon caption that will appear in an upcoming issue of the magazine.

  • 14.08% -- "Your honor, this is not what I had in mind when I said my client would settle for a song." (10 votes)
  • 78.87% -- "Objection overruled. I want to hear whether he gets his truck and dog back." (56 votes)
  • 7.04% -- Leonard Ziff was not successful in introducing the "open mic" concept to the Friday civil motions docket. (5 votes)

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