Caption: The obsequious, cloying, villainous, but ‘umble’ law clerk is described as:

“…. a red-haired person …. whose hair was cropped as close as the closest stubble; who had hardly any eyebrows, and no eyelashes, and eyes of a red-brown, so unsheltered and unshaded, that I remember wondering how he went to sleep.”

This peep will end up transferred to an Australian penal colony where he will assuredly be eaten by a crocodile or a waltzing Matilda craving an Easter creep.