By Cynthia Cortez

You doze off in front of the television, and a bad infomercial wakes you in the middle of the night. You hear the announcer “When you are short on facts and law, line your pockets with sugar! It’s the stuff peeps are made of! The firm of Shean* & Associates (aka “The Goddesses) will do anything to win, duh!” This guy looks familiar, but why?

*this character is purely fictional, and any resemblance to “peep”-les, fictional or real, who are living, dead or undead, is purely coincidental.