By Ashley Hill-Jarraf

With the Easter holiday drawing near, Fred Peep and his posse- members of Westborough Peep-eaters, take a page out of the WBC and Fred Phelp’s book and took on Peeps for Peace at the U.S. Su-peep Court. The Su-peep Court granted peep-orari to determine the First Amendment rights of Fred Peep and his posse to consume peeps on Easter. Peep and his posse argued that peep eating is an integral part of their Easter celebration and therefore protected by the First Amendment. Peeps for Peace demonstrated that peep eating on Easter amounts to peep-o-cide and should therefore be outlawed in the U.S. Peep and the peep-eaters had asked each Justice to recuse him/herself, to no avail. A little birdie let it slip that the Court has already reached a unanimous decision in favor of Peeps for Peace, a hardly surprising decision considering the present make-up of the Court. Peeps unite!