By Carrie B. and Kate C.
Fresh off their win at the U.S. Supreme Court, the Westboro Peeptist Church took time to celebrate by protesting outside their hometown capitol in Topeepa, Kansas. The WPC, led by Fred Pheeps, believes that chocolate bunnies and their “alternative lifestyle” have doomed the peeple of this nation. The purple police peep looks on to ensure a peepsful protest, and a pink patriot peep rider rolls by.