Cartoon Caption Contest

Cartoon Poll: Which snake-themed caption is most charming?

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Poll: Which snake-themed caption is most charming?

  • 45.25%
    “If I can charm a snake into doing this, imagine what I can do with a jury!”
  • 23.83%
    “As you can see, I’m putting my asp on the line with this new proposal.”
  • 30.92%
    “Pick your poison. My version of your divorce decree, or hers.”

We had a blast narrowing down the more than 75 entries for this month’s caption contest. But we need your help to determine the slithery standout. So what one is biting at you? The caption that receives the most votes will appear in an upcoming issue of the magazine.

Vote in the cartoon poll for one of the captions listed below:

• “Pick your poison. My version of your divorce decree, or hers.” —Submitted by Mark Hanson of Urbandale, Iowa

• “If I can charm a snake into doing this, imagine what I can do with a jury!” —Submitted by M. William Morgan of Jackson, Mississippi

• “As you can see, I’m putting my asp on the line with this new proposal.” —Submitted by Bruce Rand of Woodstock, Georgia

How to vote: Using our poll, select the caption you think best fits the scene depicted in the cartoon.

Voting period: The poll closes at 11:59 p.m. CT on Sunday, Sept. 24.

What’s the prize? Bragging rights. Plus, the winning caption and credit to the caption writer will appear in an upcoming issue of the ABA Journal.

For complete rules, follow this link. To view past cartoons, check out this gallery or follow the Cartoon Caption Contest RSS feed.

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